Thought of the Day

I can only please one person per day.

Today is not your day.

Tomorrow isn’t looking good, either.

Thought of the Day

The complete lack of evidence is the surest sign that the conspiracy is working.

Thought of the Day

Better living through denial – Ask me how!

Thought for the Day

The next time the universe knocks on my door,

I will pretend I am not home.

Thought for the Day

Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

Thought of the Day

Today I will gladly share my experience and advice, for there are no sweeter words than "I told you so."