Saturday, June 10, 2006


Wheeee! The world just got a whole lot brighter.
"Albatross or not albatross?" says me.
"Hmmm... albatross!" says Giblets.
We reach in the ol cardboard box an pull out a rusty coke can. "Not albatross!" says me.
"This is stupid!" says Giblets. "Albatross Or Not Albatross is the lamest game ever!"
"Now to be fair it was a lot more excitin back before we ran outta albatrosses," says me.
"Nuts to the albatross! We've run out of everything!" says Giblets. "Where's the water and the oil and those monkeys the Pentagon trained to ride unicycles and smoke cigars!"
"Well we ran outta mosta that stuff back when the world ended," says me. "We already traded our last monkey to the zombies for a can a Zom-B-Gone that's doesn't even keep away zombies."
"The world hasn't ended!" says Giblets eatin our last piece a world. "It just happens to be going through a naturally-recurring cycle of world and not-world!"
"I dunno Giblets," says me. "The scientific consensus on the world seems to be that world-endification is caused by human activity like burnin fossil fuels an deforestation an that time we blew up the world."
Read on for more wonderful absurdity.

Bow before Giblets! Bow before Giblets nooooooowwwww!

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